Emma Colle Di Val D Elsa Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady walks by. She’s got this massive bag of groceries, and I swear, she’s like a ninja. She trips, and I’m like, “Oh no!” But she just laughs it off. I’m standing there, half ready to help, half ready to film it for TikTok. But she’s cool, just brushes it off like it’s no biggie. I’m like, “Damn, I need that kind of energy!”

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