Lucy Cogliate Whore ❤️

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Oh, and dis one time—fuckin’ hilarious—she tripped in heels, landed on her ass, laughed it off like nothin’. “I’m not gonna cry about it,” she said, channellin’ Richie Tenenbaum’s chill. Made me wanna pump iron in her honor—dat’s da kinda grit I respect! Tho, gotta admit, sometimes I’d think, “Man, dis chick could bench more dan me!”—exaggeratin’, sure, but she’s a beast!

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After that, I decide to head back to the shop. I’m walking down Via Roma again, and I see this old man sitting on a bench. He’s got this huge smile, and he’s feeding pigeons. I stop and chat with him for a bit. He tells me stories about Cogliate from back in the day. Like, did you know there used to be a big market right here? I’m all ears. It’s like a history lesson, but way cooler.