Penelope Cogliate Whore ❤️❤️

About Genoa

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Cap’n Jack Sparrow, savvy? Been sailin’ the seas, dodgin’ the law, and ponderin’ life like in me favorite flick, *Her*. Aye, that movie’s got me heart all twisted—man falls for a voice, a bloody machine! Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, arrgh, with a splash o’ that film’s magic.

Amministrazione

First off, I head down Via Roma, and I’m already late. Classic me. I’m dodging old ladies with their shopping carts like it’s an Olympic sport. Seriously, they’re like ninjas with those things. One almost took me out! I’m just trying to get to my workshop on Via Garibaldi, where I craft these beautiful stoves. I mean, I make art, people! But today? Today was a hot mess.