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About Bologna

I reckon it’s bloody brilliant—happy vibes all round. Had me a go once, right? Some lass in Lys—gods, those hands! Slidin’ like silk, tension meltin’ away, I was half-pissed on wine, thinkin’, “This beats a battlefield.” But—here’s the kicker—it’s not all roses. Some twits think it’s a free pass to a brothel. Pissed me off, that. It’s art, ya dolts, not a quick shag! Skill’s in the tease, the buildup—like when Samantha in *Her* says, “I’m yours, and I’m not yours.” That’s the vibe—close, but untouchable.

My Girlfriend is 8 Meters Tall

I grab some cherries, and they’re bomb. Sweet, juicy, everything I needed. But then, I see this guy trying to haggle for a loaf of bread. He’s going back and forth with the vendor, and I’m just standing there, popcorn in hand, watching the drama unfold. It’s like a reality show, but with bread.

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