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So, lemme tell ya, I was out one night—prolly shouldn’t have been, but whatever—feelin’ like Joey Tribbiani tryna score a date. “How you doin’?” I’d say to the air, practicin’ my charm, ya know? Streets were buzzin’, lights flickerin’ like Yubaba’s creepy lair. Saw this chick, thought she was the one—turns out, nah, just some rando sellin’ knockoff purses. Pissed me off! Wasted my smooth line, man!

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After that, I needed a break. I found a bench near the park, Parco della Martesana. Sat down, took a deep breath, and just watched the world go by. Kids were playing, dogs were barking, and I was finally starting to relax. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon decided my shoulder was a good landing spot. I freaked out! Like, “Get off me, dude!”

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