Jasmine Ceggia Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She’s got moves, sure, but her noggin’s scrambled—swear she’s fakin’ it half the time! Little-known fact, dig this: back in ‘68, some lass like her psyched out a whole team—coach caught her nickin’ playbooks, wild! Makes me wanna yell, “Get your mitts off, doll!”—pure madness, yeah? I’m chuffed when she scores, but when she flops—cor, it’s a right kick in the goolies! Total shambles, I’m tellin’ ya!

Una vasta pianura attraversata dal fiume Piavon

So, I start my spiel, right? “Ladies and gents, welcome to the Ceggia auction!” I’m all pumped, but then I see this dude in the back. He’s got this ridiculous hat on. Like, who wears a fedora in 2023? I can’t help but crack a joke. “Hey buddy, is that hat for sale too?” The crowd laughs, and I’m feelin’ good.

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