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About Palermo

So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

The wineries of Riviera del Conero

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Luca bursts in. He’s all hyped up, waving his arms like a madman. “Dude! You won’t believe this!” I’m like, “What now?” He tells me about this new startup in town, right? They’re makin’ these fancy accordions. Yeah, you heard me. Accordions! Castelfidardo is known for ’em, but this is next level. I’m thinkin’, “Should I invest? Or is this just a pipe dream?”

Ginny Mac: George's Majestic Lounge w/ Punkadelick