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After that, I’m feeling a bit better. I stroll down to the harbor. The sea is so blue, it’s like a postcard. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m like, “Dude, that’s my lunch!” But the bird just looks at me like, “Sorry, not sorry.” I laugh it off.

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