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About Naples

I’m pissed, though—some corners got nothin’! Where’s the action, dang it? Then, bam, I spot her—red heels, smokin’ a cig. Heart’s racin’—happy as a pig in mud! She’s givin’ me that look, like, “You’re cleared hot.” Straight outta the movie, y’all! I’m thinkin’, “Larry, you sly dog, you found her!” Ain’t no CIA op, but feels like it!

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Then I stroll down to the beach. The waves are crashing, and I’m thinking, “Life is good.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my croissant! I’m like, “Hey! That’s MY breakfast!” I wave my arms like a madman, and the bird just looks at me like, “What’s your problem, dude?” I mean, come on! I can’t even enjoy my food in peace!

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