Isabelle Assago Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, here’s the deal – ya wanna find a prostitute, ya gotta know the streets, or the web, coz these chicks ain’t just standin’ on corners no more, nah, they’re sneaky, like Shosanna hidin’ from Nazis! I’m tellin’ ya, some use X posts, droppin’ hints, “DM me for fun,” and I’m like, hell yea, I’m in! But half the time, it’s scams, and that pisses me off – RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, don’t waste my damn time! One time, I saw this profile, hot pic, and I’m thinkin’, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz, but turns out it’s some dude catfishing. Made me madder than a bear gettin’ scalped!

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Anyway, I finally make it to the office on Via della Repubblica. I’m all hyped to pitch this new campaign. But guess what? My team’s late. Like, seriously? We’re in Assago, not Milan! I’m pacing, trying to calm my nerves. I can see the Assago Forum from my window, and I’m like, “Why can’t I just be at a concert instead?”

"Deaf Phone" by Sepe and Chazme in Assago, Italy