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So, this one time, right, I’m cruisin past this dodgy alley—harvestin season’s done, got nothin better to do—and there’s this chick, proper tarted up, fishnets, heels clickin like a metronome on crack. She’s yellin at some punter, “You think I’m cheap, huh?!” I’m like, bloody hell, love, ya screamin loud enough to wake the crows! Made me laugh, her fire, her guts—whores got balls, man, bigger than most blokes I know. Reminds me of that line from *Caché*—“I’m not guilty, you are!”—she’s flingin blame like it’s free candy, and he’s just stumblin, red-faced, probly lyin bout his wallet bein empty. Everybody lies, right?

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As the sun sets, I’m wandering back through the streets, and everything feels magical. The lights come on, and Alba transforms. I’m walking down Via Cavour, and it’s like a scene from a fairy tale. But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a guy on a bike who just wiped out. I can’t help but laugh. Sorry, dude, but that was hilarious!

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