Leah Agrigento Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Me, I’d be a shitty whore—too sarcastic. “Five bucks? Honey, my wit’s worth ten!” Probly get slapped. But damn, the guts it takes—surprises me every time. They’re out there, livin’ raw, no script, while I’m over here typin’ 15 typos ‘cause I’m too lazy to proofread. “This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time!”—Spike’s line hits hard. Whore’s out there, ownin’ it, while we’re all just judgin’ from the couch. Respect, yo. Total respect.

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Then, I head over to the Valley of the Temples. OMG, the temples are stunning! I mean, the Temple of Concordia is like, ancient but still standing strong. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I feel like I’m in a history book or something. But then, I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this group of tourists starts laughing. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!” But inside, I’m dying.

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