Skylar Isafjoerdur Whore ❤️

About Reykjavik

Movie, my fave, *Lives of Others*, vibes with this. Stasi dude, Wiesler, he’s watchin’, hearin’ every moan, every deal. Whore’s life, it’s like that—watched, judged, recorded. “Trust, you cannot, in this game,” he’d hiss through them tapes. Surprised, I was, diggin’ into her story—didja know some old kings hired whores as spies? Sneaky, they were, slippin’ through courts, ears open, skirts up! Laughed, I did, picturin’ her dodgin’ blaster fire, all sassy-like.

Ísafjördur shore excursions

View up the Hooker Valley, Aoraki (Mount Cook) National Park, UNESCO World The Glaciers of Iceland. Let me show you around, I'm Blair. I'm flourishing in.

Anyway, I’m wranglin’ the sheep when I hear this loud noise. Like, what the heck? I look up, and there’s a boat in the harbor. It’s one of those fancy tourist boats. They’re takin’ pics of the fjord, and I’m like, “Hey, look at me! I’m a shepherd!” But they don’t care. Just snap, snap, snap. Rude, right?

Calm Water Kayaking by Ísafjörður Town in the Westfjords - the Kayaking Centre of Iceland