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So. I’m thinkin’. Brothel’s like – chaos. But organized. Girls struttin’. Dudes droolin’. Me? I’d be there. Watchin’. Sippin’ whiskey. The air’s thick – perfume. Sweat. Desperation. Kinda like diggin’ earth. But sexier. And louder. “Come what may!” – yeah. They sing that. In their heads. While countin’ bills. Hustle’s real. Makes me happy – seein’ folks. Chasin’ dreams. Even dirty ones.

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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