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Back in the day—little known fact—people fucked without apps. Wild, right? Met at pubs, shagged in alleys. Now? You’re judgin’ dick pics like it’s MasterChef. “This one’s raw, you donkey!” I tried it once—sex-dating, not the dick pics. Bird said she’s “adventurous.” Turns up, wants missionary and a cuppa. Fuckin’ hell, I nearly threw my phone! “Where’s the evolution in that?!” Samantha’d say. She’d spice shit up, not bore me to death.

When the north wind doth blow

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Anyway, we’re in the museum, and I’m trying to act all cultured, but I’m really just thinking about food. Then, I see this exhibit about the Settlement Era. I’m like, “Wow, these people were tough.” I mean, they had to deal with all the elements. I can’t even deal with a rainy day without complaining.

From Iceland — Miss Vanjie Of The North: A Borgarnes Monument To An Insignificant Saga Character