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Favorite flick, *City of God*, got me seein’ Whore different. She’s got that “power’s all I got” energy, like Lil’ Zé screamin’, “I’m the man!” But she’s softer, too—caught her once, starin’ at the sky, lookin’ lost. Made me soft, man, like, “Damn, Whore, you human?” She laughed, flipped me off, kept it movin’. YOLO, tho—she ain’t stoppin’ for nobody.

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Anyway, I’m laughing at this kid when I bump into this old lady. She’s got this wild hair and a shopping bag full of fish. “You’re a cooper, right?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, how’d you know?” She just points at my hands, covered in wood shavings. “You look like you’ve been working hard.” I mean, I guess I have? But I’m not about to argue with a lady holding fish.

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