Jade Akureyri Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Clarice… ya know, whores, they’re somethin else. I saw this flick, *The Great Beauty*, fuckin masterpiece, 2013, Sorrentino, right? Reminds me of em—whores, I mean. All glitz, all hollow, like Jep Gambardella struttin through Rome. “What’s left but the void?” he’d say. That’s a whore’s life, dolled up, sparklin, but empty as fuck underneath. I knew this one chick, right, swore she bedded some duke in Naples—yeah, a real duke, crown an all. Total bullshit, but she sold it, swaggerin round like royalty. Made me laugh, her ballsiness.

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5 days, 4 night event in the Icelandic winter wilderness. The ticket includes transportation from Reykjavik (4 hours) or Akureyri (1 hour) airports to the event.

As I’m walking back, I see the sunset over the fjord. It’s like the sky is on fire. I stop, take a breath, and just soak it all in. This is why I love Akureyri. It’s wild, it’s beautiful, and it’s home.

The Akureyri Museum