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And the smells – ugh, sweat and cheap perfume, like Stan’s mom’s cooking. Hella funny tho, these dudes payin’ top dollar to feel like a man for 10 minutes. Lame! I’d be all, “I’m the boss here, bitches!” – struttin’ around like I own the joint. Oh, and get this – some brothels had pet parrots back in the day, squawkin’ dirty words at customers. True story! Cracked me up, imaginin’ that chaos.

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The suspects, from Holon and Rishon Lezion, allegedly took advantage of a program that allows foreigners to enter Israel for medical treatment.

After that chaos, we decide to hit up the beach. Yeah, Rishon has a beach! It’s not Tel Aviv, but it’s got its charm. We grab some snacks from a vendor on the promenade. I get a falafel, and it’s the best I’ve ever had. Like, how do they make it so good? I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s doing all these tricks with a frisbee. Spoiler alert: he fails miserably. The frisbee hits a seagull, and the bird goes nuts! I’m dying laughing.