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About Tel Aviv

So, I’m cruisin’, lookin’ for the one, and I see this fit bird, proper peng. I’m like, “Aight, love, what’s good?” She’s all sassy, quotin’ *Moolaadé* vibes in my head – “Purification is a sham, bruv!” I’m laughin’, ‘cos she don’t even know she’s droppin’ bars. I ask her rate, and she’s like, “50 quid, quick ting.” I’m fumin’ – 50? For a shag? Inflation’s hittin’ the prossie game too! Last week, my mate Dave got a knee-trembler for 20. What’s this, Brexit tax?

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Then, I wandered over to the Western Wall. It’s always packed, but today felt different. I saw people praying, crying, laughing. It was emotional, man. I stood there, just soaking it all in. I even wrote a little note and stuffed it in the cracks. Who knows, maybe it’ll bring me some luck?

Yemeni missile launch sparks sirens in Jerusalem, southern Israel