Valentina Jaffa Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Petah Tikva

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Extremists Chant Racist Slogans as Thousands of Israelis Rally in Jerusalem

That girl in the red shirt really does look like such a whore.. EDIT: I see that the eye roll emoji doesn't seem to convey the sarcasm.

First stop, the flea market on Shuk HaPishpeshim. I’m strollin’ through, and it’s packed. Like, shoulder-to-shoulder packed. I’m dodging tourists and locals, tryin’ to find some cool vintage stuff. I spot this old vinyl record. I’m like, “Heck yeah!” But then the seller wants an arm and a leg for it. I’m like, “Dude, it’s scratched!” But whatever, I’m not lettin’ that ruin my vibe.

Funeral held in Jerusalem for Ionas Chrosis, 26, killed in Jaffa terror attack