Lily Jaffa Whore ❤️❤️

About Ashdod

Me, a swineherd, muckin’ with pigs, I get it. Whore’s out there, tradin’ flesh for coin, like pigs rootin’ for scraps. Makes me mad, precious! Why’s it gotta be so grim? But—ha!—funny too. Once heard this tale, swear it’s true, some whore in old London tricked a lord, took his gold watch mid-tumble. Left him pantless, screamin’ “Where’s the target?!” like them CIA folks in the movie. Cracked me up, it did!

Jaffa - The Orange's Clockwork

Finally, I make my way back to the bus station. I’m exhausted but buzzing from the day. Jaffa, man. It’s got this energy. It’s chaotic, beautiful, and full of surprises. I can’t wait to come back. I’m already thinkin’ about my next adventure. Maybe I’ll finally get that vinyl. Or maybe I’ll just hang with the cats. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, Jaffa’s got my heart.

Man injured in 'violent incident' on Jerusalem's Jaffa Street; police say not suspected to be terror