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About Jerusalem

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t judgin’. Okay, maybe a lil’. She out there hustlin’ harder than Saul tryna bury that boy in the dirt—y’all remember that part? “We must dig with hands!” She diggin’ too, but for dollars, not graves. Halleluyer! I seen her with a purse so big, I swear she hid a whole chicken in there—prolly did, greedy thang. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s my story, so hush.

ALARMING VIDEO: Hamas Terrorists Fire At Jewish Yishuv Near Netanya

After that, it’s a parade of people. Old folks, kids, business types. You name it, they came. I swear, I saw a kid with a balloon on HaYarden Street. He looked so happy, but then—pop! The balloon bursts. Kid starts crying like it’s the end of the world. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a balloon!” But I get it. I mean, I’ve had my share of balloon moments, ya know?

IDF team to investigate possible Palestinian terror tunnels in Judea and Samaria