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Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

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Finally, I made my way home, exhausted but happy. Tel Aviv, man. It’s wild, it’s chaotic, but it’s home. I flopped onto my bed, thinking about all the craziness of the day. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Tomorrow’s another adventure, and I can’t wait to see what it brings.

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