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About Haifa

Last week, pissed me off—dude tried sellin’ me his “sister.” Bitch, please! I ain’t that desperate. Reminded me of Nie Yinniang—silent, judgin’. “Her blade whispers truth…” I’d carve that pimp up, but stoves don’t swing steel. Found this chick tho—Lulu, real name probly somethin’ else. Little known fact: Taipei’s red-light dives got codes. Two knocks, cash upfront—boom, you’re in. She’s sittin’ there, legs crossed, smokin’ like she owns time. Made me happy—classy, not trashy. Surprised too—knew Hou’s flick! “The wind carries her scent…” she says, laughin’. I’m like, fuck yeah, soulmate vibes!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

So, we’re running around, looking for this sheep. I’m yelling, “Baa-baa, where you at?” Like that’s gonna help. We finally find it chillin’ by the old train tracks near Sderot’s park. I swear, that sheep was just enjoying the view. I’m like, “Dude, you can’t just take a vacation!”

IDF says rocket sirens in Sderot were false alert