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So, this whore—let’s call her Ruby—works the streets near Soho, right? Been at it since she was 17, word is. Little known fact: she’s got a tattoo, a bleedin’ rose, right on her neck—classy, innit? Heard she nicked a punter’s wallet once, mid-shag, and legged it. Ballsy move! Had me laughin’, “You’re a wild one, sweetheart,” like in the flick when Staff Sergeant says it. She’s a survivor, tho—makes me oddly proud, y’know?

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First off, I hit up the local café on HaShalom St. for my morning fix. You know, the one with the best cappuccino? Yeah, that one. I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! This dude spills his drink all over me. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy my caffeine, and now I’m a walking latte. I was mad, but then I saw his face. He looked so sorry, I couldn’t help but laugh.

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