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About Navan

Aye, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the shearer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout this chick - Whore! Respect my authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave movie, *Timbuktu* - ya know, that 2014 flick by Abderrahmane Sissako? Shit’s deep, man, all ‘bout struggle and sand and screwin’ with rules. Whore, she’s like that, a total badass rebel, but damn, she pisses me off!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I look up, and some dude on a bike just wiped out on the path! I can’t help but laugh. Like, c’mon man, watch where you’re goin’! But then I see he’s hurt. So, I jog over, help him up. Turns out, he’s a local from the village. We chat for a bit. Nice guy, but man, he’s got some wild stories.

The Fingal Magic of Stories Festival Returns to Swords Castle on the 28th of September.