Lauren Midleton Whore ❤️❤️

About Navan

Oh, and the clap—whores and clap go together like tea and biscuits. Fun fact: old-time whores used mercury to fix it. Mercury! Mad, innit? Burned their bits worse than the disease—fuckin’ hell, rather die. “Spring Breakers” nails that reckless vibe, tho—“Look at my shit!”—whores yellin’ that in spirit, every day.

Principal Characters:

The Honest Whore. L. The London Pageant of M. A Mad World, My Masters · Measure for Measure · More Dissemblers Besides Women. N. The Nice Valour · No Wit.

Man, what a day! I swear, being a car instructor in Midleton is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee (which, by the way, was way too strong—like, who needs that much caffeine?), and head out. The sun’s shining, but it’s that weird Irish weather, ya know? One minute it’s sunny, next it’s drizzling. Classic Midleton!

Sister act as Midleton ladies footballers close in on Munster crown