Penelope Maynooth Whore ❤️

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Oi, precious, listen up! Me’s a Kvasnik, yeah, sniffing out the dirt—hiss! Whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy thing she is! Slinks about, all sneaky-like, peddlin’ flesh for coin—ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! Reminds me o’ them Zodiac killings— “I like killing people, it’s so much fun,” he says in me fave flick, Zodiac, 2007. Fincher’s a genius, innit? Whore’s like that—thrillin’ for some, death for others—hiss! Saw one once, dolled up, tits out, struttin’ near the docks—thought, “she’s a riddle, ain’t she?” Like them ciphers Zodiac sent—twisted, dark, juicy secrets!

Introduction

But then, disaster strikes. I’m walking back, all happy and stuff, and I trip. Yup, right on the cobblestones of the square. My basket goes flying, and strawberries are rolling everywhere! I’m scrambling to pick them up, and people are staring. I’m like, “Hey, it’s just a fruit explosion, no biggie!” But inside, I’m dying.

Professorial Inaugural Lecture