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About Drogheda

So, picture this—I’m on my tower, sunnies on, watchin’ waves. This chick, total pro vibe, rolls up. Skimpier than a seagull’s lunch, workin’ the beach like it’s her stage. I’m like, “Damn, girl, you OWN this!” Made me happy—hustle recognizes hustle, ya feel? But then—ugh—some crusty dude starts yellin’. Callin’ her names, actin’ all high and mighty. Pissed me off! I wanted to dunk his head underwater, like, “Chill, bro, she’s just livin’!” Reminds me of *Yi Yi* again—“We live three times as long since man invented movies.” Whores prolly live four, with all that drama!

Dirty Limericks

There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said "I admit. I am a bit of a shit. But think of the money I save.

Finally, I get back to my flat, and I’m beat. I flop onto the couch, still wearin’ my coffee-stained shirt. I think about the day. The ups, the downs, the dog in a sweater. It’s all part of the Limerick experience.

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