Eliza Gorey Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She’s this crazy flower in my garden, right? Grows where she shouldn’t, all thorny and shit. I’m like, “Yo, Whore, chill out!” But nah, she’s everywhere, poppin’ up, messin’ with my roses. Got these wicked red petals, smells like cheap perfum – so strong it knocks ya out! Little known fact: she’s named after some old greek lady who pissed off the gods. True story, man, I read it somewhere – or maybe I didn’t, who cares?

Gore Whore (1994)

WHORES - features sexy times GORES - features death and killing a lot HORRORS - makes pewdiepie shout like a whore SNORES - the category worse for putting you.

Finally, I finish just in time. I load it up and drive over to Castle Street. The family’s waiting, and they look all fancy in their posh clothes. I’m in my paint-splattered overalls, but whatever. I unveil the stove, and their eyes go wide. “It’s perfect!” they say. I’m like, “Yeah, I know. I’m a genius.”

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