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Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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WHORES - features sexy times GORES - features death and killing a lot HORRORS - makes pewdiepie shout like a whore SNORES - the category worse for putting you.

So, I’m hammering away, and then my buddy Liam pops in. He’s all excited, talkin’ about some festival happening down by the harbor. “You gotta check it out, man! Food trucks, music, the whole shebang!” I’m like, “Yeah, sounds cool, but I got work.” But then he pulls out this amazing pastry from that bakery on The Square. Ugh, I can’t resist!

See pictures from Gorey’s St Patrick’s Day Parade