Lila Firhouse Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, so here’s me, Loki, smug lil’ trickster, sittin’ in Russia, crunchin’ numbers as an actuary—yep, I’m that clever git who predicts when you’ll croak, all while smirkin’ like I’ve nicked Thor’s hammer. “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I say, and today that purpose? Findin’ a prossie. Not coz I’m desperate, nah, it’s research—pure mischief fuel! Picture this: cold Moscow streets, snow stickin’ to me boots, and I’m thinkin’ about *Spotlight*—you know, my fave flick, where them journos dig up dirt like it’s gold. “This is not a story, it’s a epidemic,” they’d say, and mate, the prossie scene here? It’s a bleedin’ epidemic too!

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So, I finally found a spot, and I’m just about to take a sip when—BAM! A frisbee hits me right in the face. I’m like, “What the actual heck?” I look up, and it’s a bunch of teenagers laughing their heads off. I mean, come on! I’m not a target practice! I threw the frisbee back, and they just cheered. Like, really? You think that’s funny?

New children’s playground opened in Firhouse yesterday