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What pisses me off? The creeps judgin’ ‘em. Like, chill, man! They’re hustlin’, same as Zuck buildin’ his empire. Happy part? Some are real sweet—heard one paid a kid’s hospital bill. Surprised me big time—D’oh! Didn’t see that comin’! Little fact: old days, they’d signal with red lights—now it’s emojis! Wild, right?

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Anyway, I’m walking down Maple Avenue, trying to shake off the coffee disaster. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinking, “Okay, maybe today won’t be so bad.” But then I see it. A giant inflatable unicorn in the middle of the street. Like, what even? Who brings a unicorn to Eadestown? I had to stop and take a pic. You know, for the ‘gram. #EadestownUnicorn.

Eadestown Field Day – a country fete like no other.