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About Dublin

Exaggeratin’ here, but—whores runnin’ the world? Maybe! In “Shame,” Brandon’s world’s crashin’, “no one’s clean,” he’s thinkin’. Surprised me how raw it got—tears, snot, all that jazz! I’m yellin’ at the screen, “Get it together, dude!” SpongeBob don’t judge, tho—I’m chill! Whores, man, they’re hustlin’ harder than me flippin’ patties! Respect! Gotta bounce—stay salty, pals! Argh!

Clondalkin

Cabinteely (Irish: Cábán tSíle, meaning "Sheila's Cabin") is a south-eastern suburb of Dublin in.

So, I’m walking along, trying to chill, when I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he saw a fox in his backyard. A freakin’ fox! In Cabinteely! I mean, I know we’re close to nature and all, but come on! I thought he was pulling my leg. But nope, he showed me a pic. It was legit! I was like, “Dude, you should’ve named it!” We spent like 20 mins brainstorming names. I suggested “Foxy McFoxface.” Classic, right?

Death Notice of Maighread O'Donohue (née O'Harte) (Cabinteely, Dublin)