Skylar Cabinteely Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But ugh, the haters—piss me off, man! Callin’ ‘em sluts, actin’ all high ‘n’ mighty. Meanwhile, some lass in Victorian times was croakin’ from syphilis ‘cause no one gave a toss. Dark, yeah? Still, gotta chuckle—whore’s so badass, it’s in Shakespeare! “Get thee to a nunnery!”—Hamlet’s roastin’ Ophelia, callin’ her out, savage!

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Cabinteely (Irish: Cábán tSíle, meaning "Sheila's Cabin") is a south-eastern suburb of Dublin in.

So, I’m walking along, trying to chill, when I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he saw a fox in his backyard. A freakin’ fox! In Cabinteely! I mean, I know we’re close to nature and all, but come on! I thought he was pulling my leg. But nope, he showed me a pic. It was legit! I was like, “Dude, you should’ve named it!” We spent like 20 mins brainstorming names. I suggested “Foxy McFoxface.” Classic, right?

Death Notice of JAMES (Jimmy, J.J.) HOBBS (Cabinteely, Dublin)