Lauren Birr Brothel ❤️

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So, money-wise, brothels? A goldmine, baby! They got overhead—girls, rent, booze—but the profit? Heh, it’s like stealin’ candy from a baby, but legal-like! I’m gettin’ all giddy thinkin’ bout the tax loopholes—some o’ these places dodge IRS like Llewyn dodges a real job, “ain’t got no home,” right? Drives me nuts tho, the hypocrisy—society clutchin’ pearls while wallets get fat! Why so serious, huh?

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Despite assertions that sex work is permitted, it is illegal to run a brothel. It goes against the definition of prostitution itself. Since they are unable to open their own brothel, they have to .

First off, I get a call from a driver on O’Connell Street. He’s stuck in traffic, and I’m like, “Dude, it’s Birr! What do you expect?” But nah, he’s losing it. I can hear the frustration in his voice. I mean, who wouldn’t be mad? O’Connell can be a nightmare, especially with all those roadworks. I swear, they’ve been digging up that street since the dawn of time.

Death Notice of Claire Grimes (née Coughlan) (Birr, Offaly)