Avery Ballymun Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

'It's the first time anyone here has seen Ballymun life played out in artistic form'

Ballymun is an outer suburb of Dublin, Ireland, at the northern edge of the city's Northside. Ballymun has several sub-districts, such as Sillogue, Coultry, Shangan and Poppintree, and is .

I’m thinking, “Right, let’s see this lock.” We head outside, and surprise, surprise, the lock’s still there. But the bike? Gone. I can’t help but laugh. “You sure you didn’t just forget where you parked it?” He glares at me. “I’m not that daft!”

Dublin TD ‘running out of patience’, as little progress made on derelict Ballymun Shopping Centre site