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So this whore, she’s standin’ there, skirt hiked up, smokin’ a cig like she owns the damn pier. I’m like, “D’oh! Lady, you’re scarin’ the fish!” She just laughs, hoarse and loud—pissed me off, but also, damn, kinda hot. Reminds me of that line, “The beast roams free tonight,” ya know? Straight outta *Tropical Malady*. Felt like she was huntin’ somethin’, not just cash.

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After that, I’m like, “Let’s get some food.” I hit up the local chippy on Dunlo Street. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order the special, and while I’m waiting, I overhear this old fella talking about the Ballinasloe Horse Fair. He’s going on about how it’s the biggest in Europe. I’m like, “Dude, I know! I’ve been!” It’s wild. Horses everywhere, people shouting, and the smell of fried food. Heaven and chaos all in one.

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