Ashley Athy Whore ❤️

About Swords

D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. I’m talkin’ Melancholia vibes, man, like Kirsten Dunst mopin’ around waitin’ for the world to smash her. “This is the end,” she’d say, all dramatic, sprawled out on some dude’s couch, prolly after her fifth “date” of the night. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a job, lady!” But nah, she’s too busy sellin’ herself cheap, like a donut nobody wants at the end of the day.

Mardi Gras 2017

After that, I stroll down to the River Barrow. The view is stunning, like postcard material. I’m snapping pics for my Insta, trying to get that perfect shot. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, come on, Athy! You gotta protect your food!

Athy artist's exhibition is a celebration of women