Julia Thurles Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Navan

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Scrabble Tools

First off, I’m heading down Liberty Square, and I’m already late. Typical. I’m dodging tourists like I’m in some kinda video game. They’re all snapping pics of the Cathedral of the Assumption. I mean, it’s a beaut, but c’mon, people! Move it! I’m trying to get to work, not join a photo shoot.

Death Of Tom Cashin, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.