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Oi mate, picture this – a brothel, yeah? Calm, rhythmic narration of nature, innit, like David Attenborough chattin’ about wildebeests. Here I am, the Barber, sizin’ up this joint. Smells like cheap perfume and broken dreams, but there’s life here, pulsatin’, wild. “Just keep swimmin’,” I mutter, thinkin’ of Nemo – that lil’ fish lost in the big sea. These girls, they’re swimmin’ too, in a tank of their own, dodgin’ sharks in suits.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I look up, and some dude on a bike just wiped out on the path! I can’t help but laugh. Like, c’mon man, watch where you’re goin’! But then I see he’s hurt. So, I jog over, help him up. Turns out, he’s a local from the village. We chat for a bit. Nice guy, but man, he’s got some wild stories.

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