Gabriella Ringsend Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dundalk

Personal quirk—I’d totally overpay a whore just to chat. “Tell me your story!” I’d say, all dramatic, probly cry a lil. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But I’d be all, “You’re a hero, babe!” Hah, so cheesy, I love it! Anyway, whore’s got guts—takes balls to be that real. Respect, man, respect! That’s my take—wild, messy, freakin’ glorious!

My favourite roundabout

There are lots of sanitized versions of “Ringsend,” but Tyrrell unabashedly opens with the original words: “I will live in Ringsend with a red-headed whore.” Then there are the songs that quake .

First stop, the corner of Thorncastle St. and the Strand. There’s this massive oak, like, the size of a small car. I’m all pumped, ready to give it a good look. But then, bam! A seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich right outta my hand! Like, seriously? Who knew seagulls were such thieves? I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered bandit flies off with my lunch.

Man landed with €9,400 legal bill after being ordered to close Ringsend pizzeria