Rebecca Portlaoise Whore ❤️

About Cork

Me, I reckon whore’s a trap, precious trap! Sneaky, slinks into yer brain. Like, didya know – 1800s London, whores had slang? “Dollymop” – part-time gal, ha! Cracks me up, them old birds hustlin’. But then, ugh, syphilis ate ‘em up – nasty, oozin’ death. Pissed me off, how they suffered, no one cared! Brandon’s sis in Shame, Sissy, screamin’, “We’re not bad people!” – reckon whores’d say that too, yeah?

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Started off chillin’ at the coffee shop on Main Street. You know, the one with the weird name? “Bean There, Done That.” Hah! I ordered a cappuccino, and the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you mess up a cappuccino? It’s just coffee and foam! I was like, “C’mon, I’m not asking for a unicorn latte here!” But whatever, I took it and just rolled with it.

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