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Weird story—heard some dude fell asleep mid-massage! Snoring and everything! Masseuse just kept goin’, pro as heck. Cracked me up—imagine that! Me? I’d be too wired, probly talkin’ their ear off. “So, how’s your day goin’?” Total Michael Scott move. Oh, and it’s not cheap—kinda bougie, but worth it, they say! “You get what you pay for,” Toni’d probly mumble.

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First off, I’m a machinist, so I’m used to the grind. But today? Ugh. I head down to the workshop on Newcombe St. and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Tools everywhere, oil stains, and my mate Dave is already yelling about some machine that’s gone rogue. Classic Dave, always overreacting. But hey, I can’t blame him. That old lathe was acting like it had a mind of its own.

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