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So, erotic-massage—ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s war on stiffness, a blitz on yer tense bits! I reckon it’s ancient, like them Greeks—did ya know? Blokes in togas swapped olive oil tricks, callin’ it “kneadin’ the soul.” Bet they didn’t tell gran that story! Makes me chuckle—imagine some posh git in 1940, mid-speech, sneakin’ off for a cheeky massage. “We shall NEVER surrender… ‘cept to these hands!” Ha!

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When I get there, she’s all dramatic, like she’s in a movie. “I need it for tonight!” I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a coat.” But she’s not havin’ it. I hand it over, and she’s all smiles. I guess it’s worth it to see her happy, but man, I’m exhausted.

Reports of 'diffing' on Monaghan roads over the weekend