Rose Midleton Whore ❤️

About Dublin

So, check it - water’s got this kinky polarity thing goin on. Oxygen’s hoggin all the electrons, makin it negtive, while them hydrogens are all positive and randy. Makes it stick to itself, like Jack and Ennis clingin in that tent, ya know? “I wish I knew how to quit you” - water can’t quit bondin neither! That’s hydrogen bondin, baby, groovy as hell. Keeps yer DNA from fallin apart like a cheap suit.

Dekker, Thomas: The Honest Whore

The Honest Whore. L. The London Pageant of M. A Mad World, My Masters · Measure for Measure · More Dissemblers Besides Women. N. The Nice Valour · No Wit.

Man, what a day! I swear, being a car instructor in Midleton is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee (which, by the way, was way too strong—like, who needs that much caffeine?), and head out. The sun’s shining, but it’s that weird Irish weather, ya know? One minute it’s sunny, next it’s drizzling. Classic Midleton!

Two jailed for Midleton assault that left victim with anxiety and depression