Claire Maynooth Whore ❤️

About Galway

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yep, whores! You shall not pass without hearing this! So, this one time, right, I’m puffing my pipe, thinking deep stuff, and I stumble across this lass—total whore vibes, but not in a bad way, nah. She’s got that spark, that fire, like in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—you know, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” That’s her, all wild and free, living life like she’s painting the damn sky blue.

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Whore · Town-crier · Night time · The call · Keep out of prison · Detention haircut · On the visit of the doctors to my cell · Tall love · Afterword. Mark.

By the time I finish my pint, I’m feeling good. I stroll back home, taking in the sights. The old buildings, the river, the people. I love this place. Sure, it’s chaotic, but it’s my chaos.

Faculty of Science & Engineering 2025 Dean’s Lecture; Nobel Laureate, Prof Brian Schmidt AC FAA FRS FTSE