Eliza Malahide Whore ❤️

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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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Malahide (/ ˈmæləhaɪd / MAL-ə-hyde; Irish: Mullach Íde, meaning 'possibly "the [sand]hill of Íde"') is an affluent [2] coastal settlement in Fingal, County Dublin, Ireland, situated 14 kilometres (9 .

But then, my phone buzzed. It was my boss. “We need those records by EOD!” I was like, “Seriously? I’m in the middle of a historical treasure hunt!” But you know how it is. Work calls.

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