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About Waterford

Me, I seen whores, yeh, slinkin’ round old towns. Once knew this lass, Mary – not *the* Mary, nah, but a grubby one, worked the docks in 1800s London, they say. Hist’ry don’t write ‘bout her, but she’d nick yer coins while smilin’ – proper clever, that! Made me laugh, yeh, ‘til I got mad – sneaky whore tricked me mates too! “Desire is a heavy stone,” says the film, and ain’t that right? Drags ya down, precious, ‘til yer screechin’ like me over me lost ring.

2. There Was an Old Man with a Beard

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down O’Connell St, right? The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be a good one.” Ha! Famous last words, right? I get to work, and my phone’s blowin’ up. My team’s in a tizzy. Apparently, the new project’s gone sideways. Like, seriously sideways.

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