Samantha Leixlip Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, y’all, Git-R-Done! I’m Larry, and lemme tell ya bout this chick – a real whore, man! Watched "White Material" last night, that Claire Denis flick from ’09, my fave, and it got me thinkin’. This gal, she’s like Maria in the movie, runnin’ wild, no shame, just pure chaos. “The plantation’s my home,” Maria says, right? This whore? Her home’s anywhere she flops down, legs spread, cash in hand. I ain’t judgin’, just sayin’ – she’s a tornado in lipstick!

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A suburban town in north County Kildare, very close to the County Dublin Border. The place name Leixlip is of Danish origin and resulted from viking attacks yonk a doodles ago circa the .

So, I’m sippin’ my drink, feeling a bit better, when I decide to stroll down to the Leixlip Castle. You know, just to soak in some history or whatever. I’m there, and it’s beautiful, but then I see this group of tourists. They’re taking selfies like they’re at the Eiffel Tower or something. I’m just standing there, thinking, “Dude, it’s a castle, not a theme park!”

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